Four Old Broads

Four Old Broads

Tickets are now available for Actor's Theatre, Fairborn's next show, "Four Old Broads." This hilarious show does contain adult themes and strong language.

Retirement has never been this rowdy!

Meet Beatrice, a former burlesque star with a mouth like a sailor, and her best friend Eaddy, a deeply religious woman who is just trying to keep her dignity intact. Along with their friends at the Magnolia Place Assisted Living facility, they have a major problem: the “Sassy Senior Cruise” is fast approaching, but a dark cloud is hanging over the home.

Between the suspicious “forgetfulness pills” being handed out by the sinister Nurse Pat and the mysterious disappearances of their fellow residents, Beatrice and the gang realize they have a mystery to solve. With the help of a retired Elvis impersonator and a frantic newcomer, these ladies are determined to trade their walkers for wine glasses on the high seas—if they can stay out away from "the dark side" first!

Don’t miss the shenanigans! Grab your tickets now before these broads sail away.

Performance Details:

Dates: Friday, March 13 through Sunday, March 21, 2026.

Times: Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 PM | Sundays at 3:00 PM

Location: Actor’s Theatre Fairborn, 23 E. Main St., Fairborn, OH

Cost: $20

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Actors Theatre Fairborn

Four Old Broads is taking place at Actors Theatre Fairborn, which is located at 23 W Main Street in Fairborn. Actors Theatre Fairborn - Local community theatre located in Fairborn, OH.